Somehow I dont think this one would fly with RoadRunner Records.
Word on the street is, Island Records is trieng to increase the marketability
of their music by appealing to a wide variety of audiences.
I dont know what else to say about that one.
G String- Accoustic Folk Rock Caffe
The Smoke Box- Come get smoked out at The Smoke Box!
The Hoe Down- Get down wit da hoes at The Hoe Down.
TunaTonite-Bar and Grill, features local and national acts
"Confessions Part VII"-
Laface must have cut this one out. Someone at the studio said
"This song is too damn long." Others agreed. "Ushers gettin weird on us,
I hope hes not pullin an R. Kelly." said Jim Axel at Reekin Records
"Freak a Leak"
This song is causing a social catastrophy! Now kids are running around
everywhere going 'freak-a-leek freek-a-leek'
Toilet training will never be the same.
also spawned from this abnormal culture
"Sneak a Peak" by Peepin Tom
What will Jive come up with next?
"Pieces of Me"- Was that by Ashlee Simpson or Jewel?
MUSIC FESTIVAL ADS
Karla Strip- Come see Karla Strip at St.Mary's Cathedral
The Munchies- Get The Munchies!
(the DEA must have gotten in on this one. Spokesperson for the chair housing committie
said "We just cant have that kind of a message directed toward our youth")
Asslicker5000- Its more than just a machine.
(pernounced As Slicker, the band's origional name. In 2004 the band was
forced to combine wording to satisfy a violation of trademark laws.
Apparently As Slicker is a shoe polishing company out of Germany.)
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