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ROCK REJECTS VOLUME I

Rejected by the Commercial Music Reputations of America Association (CMRAA)

BANDNAMES

NickelSack-
Somehow I dont think this one would fly with RoadRunner Records.

HoobaSkank-
Word on the street is, Island Records is trieng to increase the marketability
of their music by appealing to a wide variety of audiences.

Alicia Pees-
I dont know what else to say about that one.

VENUE NAMES

G String- Accoustic Folk Rock Caffe

The Smoke Box- Come get smoked out at The Smoke Box!

The Hoe Down- Get down wit da hoes at The Hoe Down.

TunaTonite-Bar and Grill, features local and national acts


SINGLES

"Confessions Part VII"-

Laface must have cut this one out. Someone at the studio said
"This song is too damn long." Others agreed. "Ushers gettin weird on us,
I hope hes not pullin an R. Kelly." said Jim Axel at Reekin Records

"Freak a Leak"
This song is causing a social catastrophy! Now kids are running around
everywhere going 'freak-a-leek freek-a-leek'
Toilet training will never be the same.

also spawned from this abnormal culture

"Sneak a Peak" by Peepin Tom
What will Jive come up with next?

"Pieces of Me"- Was that by Ashlee Simpson or Jewel?

MUSIC FESTIVAL ADS

Karla Strip- Come see Karla Strip at St.Mary's Cathedral

The Munchies- Get The Munchies!
(the DEA must have gotten in on this one. Spokesperson for the chair housing committie
said "We just cant have that kind of a message directed toward our youth")

Asslicker5000- Its more than just a machine.
(pernounced As Slicker, the band's origional name. In 2004 the band was
forced to combine wording to satisfy a violation of trademark laws.
Apparently As Slicker is a shoe polishing company out of Germany.)





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